It’s hard to believe but this is the fourth year we are dredging up the worst cinema has to offer for you, the reader. Keep in mind the list is never limited to films released over the past year – ANY film can be a turkey and we haven’t run short yet. This year we [...]
Every year at this time, we here at Mallination try to bring you a new list of Thanksgiving Turkeys – films so bad they can only be compared to a dumb, flightless, tasty, “jive” bird. As an added bonus I’ve invited guest blogger Sean McDonald to contribute his own list of 5 to my list [...]
Welcome to our annual Thanksgiving turkey strangle – ten films that give bad a new name.Here are last year’s Turkeys part one and part two. Every year we pick some of cinemas low flyers for special shame and ridicule. To the list! 1) The Wicker Man(remake) The remake of a well regarded film is not [...]
Here are five more filmic disaster areas — turkeys if you will — to celebrate Thanksgiving in style. To see the first five click here. 1) Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot – Two stars cross paths in this film – Sylvester Stallone on his way to better things like Tango and Cash, and rising [...]
In honor of the Thanksgiving holiday coming up this week here in the United States I’m serving a platter of turkey. A bunch of flicks that will make you thankful not to be watching. They are not in order of painful or -lessness. 1 ) The Butterfly Effect – This ludicrous exercise in time travel [...]
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