John Edwards is ending his quest for the Presidency, throwing a major monkey wrench into Clinton and Obama’s Super Duper Tuesday strategies and ensuring that a major party nominee will for the first time in American history, be either a woman or a black man. Though Edwards is endorsing no-one for the time being, the [...]
Obama gets the coveted endorsement of Springfield’s Mayor Quimby..er uh, Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy today. The Clinton camp knew South Carolina was likely to go Obama’s way. What they didn’t count on was his huge margin of victory — 53%. He drew almost as many white males to the table as Hillary while getting the [...]
All of the pundits — from the major media all the way down to me wrote Hillary Clinton off in New Hampshire. Hah! Instead voters last night delivered a classic “Dewey Defeats Truman” moment after the obits had already been written on the Clinton candidacy. Now it’s a true race between two very worthy candidates [...]
Norris displays his stance on illegal immigration…or mullets…perhaps fingerless gloves? We might as well declare the upcoming Republican Presidential primaries over as kingmaker Chuck Norris delivered one of his patented roundhouse kicks to diet advocate Mike Huckabee’s competition today. The hirsute action icon had nice things to say about each of the other candidates: ” [...]
Colbert: Number one candidate for truthiness.. CNN is reporting that Republican Senator Sam Brownback is preparing to throw in the towel on his bid for the presidency. Could faux-conservative firebrand Stephen Colbert’s entry in both the Republican and Democratic primaries in South Carolina been the final push over the edge for Brownback? Nah, but it [...]
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