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Politics: History is Made — Edwards Drops Out — Historic Party Nominee Inevitable

John Edwards is ending his quest for the Presidency, throwing a major monkey wrench into Clinton and Obama’s Super Duper Tuesday strategies and ensuring that a major party nominee will for the first time in American history, be either a woman or a black man. Though Edwards is endorsing no-one for the time being, the [...]

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Politics: Obama and Clinton Down to Delegate by Delegate Grappling

Obama gets the coveted endorsement of Springfield’s Mayor Quimby..er uh, Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy today. The Clinton camp knew South Carolina was likely to go Obama’s way. What they didn’t count on was his huge margin of victory — 53%. He drew almost as many white males to the table as Hillary while getting the [...]

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Politics: Dems Bones — What Does Edwards Want?

“Eeny-meenie mine-e moe…” Last night’s Presidential debate among the Democrats (minus a very peeved Dennis Kucinich) was the nastiest yet — the gloves are off. Amidst all the wrestling holds, rope-a-dopes, and tag-team action, what was really going on? Obama knows he is up in South Carolina, he’ll probably win there. He is trying to [...]

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Politics: Hillary Opens Up on Tyra — "Be True to Yourself"

Tyra’s infamous fat suit bears a striking resemblance to Linda Tripp… Tyra Banks — so easy to make fun of. Yet she managed this week to get Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton to open up and talk about an area of her personal life that many Americans are curious about. It may be that this is [...]

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Politics: You Say Tomato Department Snags Network Newsies

NBC News tries to get it right…whether it be Nevada or nipple twisting… NBC News’ gravitas with a funny bone anchor Brian Williams fessed up Wednesday night that the network had been flooded with complaints over their habitual mispronunciation of “Nevada” during their caucus coverage. This is a story my beautiful and intelligent wife can [...]

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